December 2011
Debating whether or not to drink tonight. Not sure if my life is that bad that I won’t drink on new year’s eve. I’m so ill though and I don’t fancy spending my money on alcohol, not when La Senza’s having a closing down sale.
I'm home
Praise the lord. So so ill and grouchy though.
Off to Dublin for the week. Watch out Louis Walsh, I’m after you. Have a nice Christmas everyone.
Horrible Bosses, Jack Daniels, Jay. Yay
I will never ever be able to look at this girl I know in the same way again knowing that she’s had three of my friend’s cocks inside of her at once.
So sick of seeing photos of pregnant bellies on facebook.
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I really can’t stay But baby it’s cold...
My sister in law had a status the other day that said ‘hmmm do I flush the rubber now we’ve used it’ Fucking Christ above, I don’t want to know about you and my brother and your condoms. Neither does anyone else on facebook I imagine. Holy Moses.
henryrollinsneck:
I wish Andy Parsons and his smug eggy face would fuck off and leave us all alone
My little toe is funnier than him.
Who has let the cast of The Only Way Is Esshit make a Christmas song?! Fucking hell, get off the radio.
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With your feet in the air and your head on the...
Finished my Christmas shopping, praise the lord. I even managed to get myself a really nice Topshop dress. Smiles all round.
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You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
Joe Gilgun’s slowly becoming my favourite. He steals every scene he’s in and he’s naturally so funny. So glad he got out of Emmerdale and moved onto better things.
So glad I’m home after my pretty crappy day. Gonna eat, bathe, watch This Is England ‘88 and slip into a coma. Oh how exciting.
I can’t keep up with Beyonce at the moment, she’s got about 5 new (ish) songs out. Calm down woman, put your feet up, you’re supposed to be pregnant.
…Not that I have any problem at all with any of your new songs, you look wonderful in all of the videos.
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iamjustjess:
OK, Here it is. Your choice, it’s simple. Her or me. And I’m sure she’s really great. But…I love you.
In a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your bedroom window, unfortunate way that also makes me hate you…love you.
So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
Oh Grey’s Anatomy, you are...
Just made fried sandwiches with Jay. Jesus wept, that was probably our best idea ever. I need to open up Handwiches Cafe now.
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I quite honestly wouldn’t mind if I slipped into a coma for the next two months.
Aren’t people shit